Free blog templates

I am just not a designer. I can appreciate good designs but don't ask me to design.

Windows has a rival in free Unix/Linus.
Internet Explorer has a rival in free Firefox.
Outlook has a rival in free Thunderbird.
MS Office has a rival in free OpenOffice.
Norton/McAfee/TrendMicro has a rival in free AVG/Avast.
Any-useless-paid-firewall has a rival in free ZoneAlarm.
Windows Media Player has a rival in free Winamp.
Photoshop has a rival in free GIMP.
Acrobat has a rival in free Ghostgum.

And the free list goes on.

Why can't I find any NICE and FREE blog templates? Get cracking nice souls.